The British are coming

Would you try your hand at this event?

Marie Stopes International and Terrence Higgins Trust (an HIV/Aids charity) are expecting hundreds of people to come to Masturbate-a-thon. Four rooms will be set up and the participants (allowed to bring any necessary materials) will…uhh…manually gratify themselves.

Here are the rules.

You must be over 18. You must not fake an orgasm. You must not touch other participants.

“The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve,” the event’s Web site said.

The purpose?

“We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos,” said a spokeswoman for Marie Stopes.

Despite some initial outrage from religious groups, the spokeswoman says most people approved once they heard the reasons for the event.

Other Views: Rose DesRochers

7 Comments

  1. Andrew

    “Will hundreds come… ”

    You son of a bitch.

  2. Clint

    I just changed the headline – I think you’ll like it more now.

  3. Andrew

    Haha – you know I hate to have to give you credit and stuff, but that’s well done.

  4. Thanks for the link back. Well the good thing is that cops were there in case things got out of hand. ROFL “No pun intended.”

  5. Daniel Gardner, a heterosexual, had achieved the European record by performing for a staggering seven-and-a-half hours in the UK’s first-ever ‘Masturbate-a-thon‘ which took place on Saturday. More than 150 people ranging in age from 20 to 50 + turned up to pleasure themselves for charity. One woman claimed she had 49 orgasms in Saturday’s event. Beat that guys. Urrr ummm

  6. Clint

    Haha — it’s good to hear that Masturbate-a-thon was a resounding success.

  7. LOL

Post a Comment

Your email is never shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*